Title: PLASTIC SURGERY
Category: Bar jokes
A woman decides that shes had it with trying to find a decent man in a bar. So she takes out an ad in the paper that says she is seeking a mate who is loyal, rich and a good lover. After a few days, her doorbell rings. She opens the door and sees a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs. He says, "Im here about your ad.". Momentarily taken aback, she says, "Well, how do I know youre loyal?". "Well, I saved my platoon from the VC in Nam. Thats where I lost my arms and legs," he replies. "Well, how do I know youre rich?" she inquires. "I make over $$3 million a year. I have my own software company. You can look at my bank statement," he continues. Looking him over in his wheelchair, she demands, "Well, how do I know youre a good lover?" He shrugs, "I rang the doorbell, didnt I?"
joke by: RoseGoddess
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