Title: Accidental Meeting
Category: Gender
How many men does it take to open a beer. None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman. Because a woman who cant even afford. a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. Why do women have smaller feet than men. Its one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart. When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..". How do you fix a womans watch. You dont. There is a clock on the oven. Why do men break wind more than women? Because women cant shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. If your dog is barking at the back door. and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first. The dog, of course. Hell shut up once you let him in. Whats worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig. A woman that wont do what shes told. I married Miss Right. I just didnt know her first name was Always. I havent spoken to my wife for 18 months: I dont like to interrupt her. Scientists have discovered a food. that diminishes a womans sex drive by 90%. Its called a Wedding Cake. Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering. Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me "Whats on the TV?". I said, "Dust!". In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested. Why do men die before their wives. They want to. A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said. "I havent eaten anything for days.". She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower.". Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesnt know his wife until he marries her?". Dad: That happens in every country, son. A man inserted an advertisement in the classified: "Wife Wanted.". The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
joke by: RoseGoddess
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