Title: An Art Thief
Category: Other jokes
Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre.However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his Econoline ran out of gas.When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied:(brace yourself) (this is going to hurt.) (really bad.) "I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
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