Title: Signs You've had enough to drink
Category: Other jokes
* You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.* Job interfering with your drinking.* Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.* The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.* Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.* Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!* You can focus better with one eye closed.* The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.* You fall off the floor...* Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!* At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh.* Your idea of cutting back is less salt.* The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in...* Don't recognize your wife unless seen through bottom of glass.
joke by: Smoka
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