Title: A NUDE SUNBATHING
Category: Blonde jokes
NUDE SUNBATHING :- A young man finally won a date with the blond female with somewhat questionable morals that lived in his apartment complex. To prepare for his BIG date, the young man went up on the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in NUDE. Unfortunately the young man fell asleep while on the roof, and managed to get a sunburn on his TOOL of the trade. But the young man was determined not to miss his date, so he put some lotion on his MANHOOD and wrapped it in gauze. The blonde showed up for the date at his apartment, and the young man treated her to a home cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a movie. During the movie, the young man's sunburn started acting up again. He asked to be excused, went into the kitchen, and poured a tall, cool glass of milk. He then placed his sunburn MEMBER and experienced immediate releive of his pain. The blonde, however, wondered into the kitchen and see him with his JOHNSON immersed in a glass of milk. Upon seeing this, the blonde exclaimed, so this is how you guys LOAD those THINGS! By: OSWALD
joke by: OSWALD
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